Waste of moneyI once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Use it, you muppet.If only to upset teenagers.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:46,
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And keep fracture clinics in business.(
shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:51,
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I broke my toe falling off mine about 7 years ago.The day before I went to a garden party. Hobbling around, people asked me what I'd done. "Broken my toe" I said. "How?" they asked. "Falling off my skateboard" I replied. At which point they would splutter into their champagne.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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SameBroke my arse bone in my mid 30s after playing Tony Hawk 2 and getting a cheap board from Argos to re-live my youth.
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