Just for the record.
My preferred method is a squirty bum hose and bare hand. I then wash my hands. In England I tend to hold it in until I get home, then use the shower and my bare hand. I then wash my hands. The reason I mention the washing the hands bit is because the way people talk about wiping your arse with your hand, you would think that they seem to think it will be impossible to ever have clean hands again, when all it takes is a minute with some soap and water.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:33, 1 reply)

Historically, though
It would have been bloody hard to get clean hands again quickly (readily available soap and hot water being fairly recent and still not available everywhere).

I suppose that's the reason for British reticence about this sort of thing.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:36, closed)

I don't have hot water in my house in Indonesia.
Hot or cold- well, quite warm as it heats up from the sun shining on the tank on the roof- surely you still end up with clean hands.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:48, closed)