I bought some KFC last night
And promptly threw it all up because I have a stomach virus.




I don't care, it was delicious both ways!
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:21, 7 replies)

you lie
KFC is NEVER delicious!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:46, closed)

I never lie*
*about food
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:59, closed)

and the size of my penis
Makes Spimf's look huge it does!
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:01, closed)

Well...
I've not eaten meat/poultry for 22 years now. In all that time the ONLY thing I've had a craving for was KFC. Not the chicken (I mean, it tastes like chicken, right?) but the spicy/herby/whateverthefuckitis batter.

Of course, if I ever did go back, it would probably be a total disappointment...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:46, closed)

But you have to admit, it *does* taste the same way both ways...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:44, closed)

even when
some of it cam out of your nose?
(itsOnlyGoingToGetHairier, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:57, closed)

I've broken my nose so many times
That vomit comes out of my nose with as much force and volume as my nostrils will allow as there's nothing to block it. So yes, lots of actual chicken bit out my nose.

It tickles
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:27, closed)