Waste of moneyI once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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My first day at university one of my lecturers said"Does anyone here own a time machine?" After he explained he meant a Time computer and not a machine to travel through time a few people proudly put their hands up. He pissed right on their chips by saying "You shouldn't be on this course then"
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