Waste of moneyI once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Mullets, hahahahahaha!I was getting married a few years ago and being a penniless student, I went to the hairdressing department at my local college the day before.
I asked the student for a nice short bob, being a bride-to-be of matronly aspect, and she gave me instead a striking mullet.
She took so long that it was too late to get someone senior to sort it.
Next morning I rushed to a proper hairdresser and and had the long bits lopped off, leaving my head looking like a bog brush.
Well, better that than floating down the aisle to my eager groom looking like Rod Stewart.
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Click for not wanting to upstage the groom...(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 18:43, closed)
i don't understandwhy, when asked for a haircut, would the scissor-wielder place a tasty sea fish atop your noggin?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:37,
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It's an archaic superstitionBut an effective one.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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