All that floats?
Does that include quads?

Found that if you think you are in a low gear but haven't actually changed down due to a crappy connection and are still in 4th while on a small pier during a sleet storm in February on an Island off the coast of Ireland trying to turn around your quad will take off, go over the barrier on the side of the pier.

20ft drop into about 5 foot of water (any less and I would have bounced off the stones at the bottom and if i hadn't jumped when i realised shit hit the fan the quad would have landed on me so was quite lucky.

What has this got to do with floating?

Turns out quads float upside down with the tops of the 4 tyres poking above the water as it slowly floats away from anyone trying to rescue it.
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)