Like many of us, I remember where I was when the Herald of Free Enterprise sank.
Nuts deep in a rather fetching young lady who'd worn some lovely cream coloured silky stuff just for my delectation, I only half heard the news story as I searched for her secret keel or something.

Maritime anecdotes don't get any better than this, not in my head anyway. Fuck boats.

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( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:40, 19 replies)

You stole my Where Were You When Princess Diana Died story, you cad

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:15, closed)

I'd say the same about John Lennon
except I was 8.

I unfortunately had to share my house with some real Nirvana fans when Kurt died.
If only 1 of them had looked like Courtney I'd have been a busy boy too.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:23, closed)

You were fucking an eight year old when John Lennon died?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:29, closed)

Umm, no.
I was a fucking 8 year old when John Lennon died.

I was born in 1972 and John Lennon was shot in 1980.

I'm sorry but I can't be bothered explaining the maths to you AB.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:36, closed)

LET THE RECORDS SHOW THAT RINGOFYRE FUCKS EIGHT YEAR OLDS.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:40, closed)

You should be a journalist for NoTW
with that sort of fact-checking and truth-telling.

Daily Fail's too good fer you!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:44, closed)

Dude, they
got you again.

Time out.

Badger, go sit on the naughty step.
(username failed moderation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:38, closed)

What can I say?
I'm just a sucker for an idiot with a dumb comment.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:03, closed)

And once again, QOTW turns out in favour of the nonces.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:15, closed)

You do seem to have
a bit of an unhealthy preoccupation with all this.

Is there something bothering you, Badger? I'm sure there are people who can help. You just have to ask.
(username failed moderation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:40, closed)

I've called the police. They can help with dealing with nonces right?
No good asking the mods as Rob fingers kids.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:00, closed)

Apparently he prefers them
when they're cold and don't move too much.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:06, closed)

Ah, The day Di died,
The news put me right off me stroke. I had to get up and turn the radio off.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:11, closed)

I was in bed waiting to get laid
when my wife came in, turned on the TV and told me about it, and then proceeded to watch the TV for the next two hours.

Diana: cockblocker extraordinaire.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:30, closed)

Thankfully I'd just finished.
Rolled over, probably farted, and noticed the headline on the sound-down TV. Still in the post-orgasmic glow, and still in the opening weeks a new relationship - the "non-stop shagging in every possible location" phase.

Which unfortunately means that every time "Diana - Tunnel Racer" is mentioned, I get a warm, nostalgic chubby.

Totally ruined my OBE acceptance ceremony, that did.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:45, closed)

I was taking a dump.

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 20:15, closed)

I was having a wank

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 4:01, closed)

So that was YOU in the wardrobe?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:59, closed)

You should be glad
it wasn't woodlouse.
(username failed moderation, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:17, closed)