Water, boats and all that floatsScaryduck hasn't changed the question because he's away drinking on a boat. So.
Tell us your stories of drinking and sinking, in piddly little pedalos all the way up to that oil tanker you "borrowed" ...
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:34)
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Not the smartest mates.So they decided to take the ferry across the Lough for a day on the piss and enjoy it so much that they miss the last ferry back.
No problem you might think, just drop your standards and try and get a bed somewhere, or heck even be honest and tell the barman your story, I’m sure they weren’t the first or last to get stranded.
Not these brainboxes though, they decide to “borrow” a boat and make the 4 or 5 mile crossing themselves.
Except both were hammered and somehow managed to get stranded in the middle. So they do what they have to and get in touch with the coastguard, only to realise that they were on the coastguards boat, yip with all the boats about the place they decide to take the lifeboat.
Not surprisingly they were stuck for quite some time.
TL:DR, guys get drunk steal boat get stranded find out they stole the lifeboat
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)
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