The B3TA Detective AgencyUniversalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
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I used to have a sprinter when I delivered papers for Dawson News,I had my keys stolen out of the ignition and thrown into a field by some chavs at 4am, I saw them run off and throw something into the field, I thought "hmmm i wonder what they're doing" then I walked to the cab of the van and realised it was my keys. It was all kinds of a nuisance. mine didnt have a magnet though :(
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It's about time Sprinters came with side mounted 'Chav Magnets' so they can mysteriously disappear too.
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I hada Mercedes Sphincter van. You had to poke the keys in a big shitty hole.
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surely that would fail an emmisions test(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:32, closed)
It's alsoreally difficult to get women to take a ride in it.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:51,
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AyeA rust hole
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