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Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
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And what if he'd reported you for assault?
Why didn't you just tell him to fuck off?
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:58, 1 reply)
Why didn't you just tell him to fuck off?
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:58, 1 reply)
Are you a retard?
Man with bloody nose: Excuse me officer I was attempting to steal from this publican and he punched me on the nose.
Policeman: Are you a retard?
Me: Just call the pub up the road, he stole from them only minutes earlier.
Man with bloody nose: But he punched me?
Policeman: You're nicked.
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Man with bloody nose: Excuse me officer I was attempting to steal from this publican and he punched me on the nose.
Policeman: Are you a retard?
Me: Just call the pub up the road, he stole from them only minutes earlier.
Man with bloody nose: But he punched me?
Policeman: You're nicked.
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Yes, because the man would tell the police he was trying to steal from you, wouldn't he?
Jesus.
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:05, closed)
Jesus.
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:05, closed)
You would have both been taken in I'm afraid
And chances are you would have come off worse as there's no way you could've proven that he tried to scam you or the other pub. He, however, would have a pretty good case against you for assault. Soz.
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And chances are you would have come off worse as there's no way you could've proven that he tried to scam you or the other pub. He, however, would have a pretty good case against you for assault. Soz.
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It would have been incredibly simple for the scammer to say it was an honest mistake and return the money to the first pub, and that'd be that.
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( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:08, closed)
Quite
While our handsome hero relaxes in a cell nearby, he'll be off trying to scam another pub further down the road
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:09, closed)
While our handsome hero relaxes in a cell nearby, he'll be off trying to scam another pub further down the road
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:09, closed)
I'm willing to bet that if he attempted something like this now the scammer type would most likely stab him up a bit.
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:17, closed)
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:17, closed)
& of course this fellow who was trying to rip you off
is going to be completely honest & straight-forward with the police.
( , Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:26, closed)
is going to be completely honest & straight-forward with the police.
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