I still don't get how, when looking at a catalogue, if I hold it end-on and peer at the end of the page
I can't see up the ladies' skirts. To this day I don't understand this.

If someone would like to explain, that would be great, or alternatively, just let me know how I can get to see up their skirts - that would be preferable.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:46, 6 replies)

Albert Marshmallow would be best to answer this question.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:47, closed)

The best way to do
it is to turn to page 177 - 183, you can see their knickers there.

Allegedly. I haven't looked, I mean when I was 13, I was actually deciding what I wanted for Chritmas for an hour, in the bathroom, with my Mums Kays catalogue.
(username failed moderation, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:22, closed)

yes but it's well known that ladies don't wear knickers when they've got skirts on.
there's no proof for it, but it's scientific fact.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:24, closed)

I always liked
to think so.
(username failed moderation, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:39, closed)

(does thinking in head)
There is a way, but it involves lasers and significantly thicker pages than your average catalog.

There may be a new form of pron here...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:01, closed)

Enhance.
Blade runner style.
(MayorBoris, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:23, closed)