The B3TA Detective AgencyUniversalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
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AffairsI work at a local fast food place and have recently found myself working the drive thru. For the past few weeks I've observed a middle aged man and woman both arrive alone and meet in the car park where much kissing and hugging takes place. They then come inside for a coffee and a sneaky feel, return to their seperate cars after a prolonged kiss goodbye and then drive off into the sunset until the next day when it all happens again. My weekly observations allow me to deduce they're having a very public affair and armed with this information I decided to share this scandal with my co-workers. I open with the line "Do you know that man and woman..." and before I can finish everyone speaks up "the ones having an affair". Turns out I'm not a great observer of people as this affairs been going on years and years and they use us as their meeting point and have done for as long as people can remember. I don't think I'll make detective just yet!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:12, 1 reply)
I didnt read past the bit "I work at a local fast food place."You are rory lyon AICMFP.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:37,
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