The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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AndrewAndrew was very quiet. He was the weird kid, and he was in my class for the first two years of high school. Hard to describe what made him weird, he was extremely quiet, looked and dressed a bit odd. He didn't interact with any of us, in fact he looked at us all with utter contempt. He also used to blow his nose all the time, noisily, with a proper handkerchief. Not kleenex like what us common scumbags used.
Andrew also had a psychotic temper.
We first discovered this in French, where I was taking the piss out of another girl, Mary, saying she wanted Andrew to do all sorts of sex on her.
Whether this touched a nerve, or he really didn't want to do all sorts of sex on Mary I am not sure, but Andrew decided the best way to deal with this was to chase me round the class room, pin me to a wall in a corner and try to strangle me (bearing in mind I was the biggest kid in our year, and Andrew was this oddball stick thin runt), whilst the teacher and the rest of the class looked in horror.
After discovering Andrews temper, it then became our mission to break it as often as possible, with sometimes disasterous results (yes, I was a cunt at school).
Other memorable reactions include smashing my best mate round the face with the side of a badminton racket (left a mark for about a fortnight), and, after having sawdust put down his back during a craft and design lesson, having to be restrained from stoving another mates head in with a hammer...
Fun times!
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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:32,
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