The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Ski-be-de-be-de bom-bom-bom-bom...One of my good male friends at school was Ambrose, I shan't put his surname here, suffice to say it was double barreled and I'm sure there's only one person with his name in the country...
However, no-one ever called him Ambrose. From the first year of high school he was renamed John Lennon, due to his floppy hair and round glasses. And he did look a fair bit like the dead Beatle anyway, long nose etc...
Now, John Lennon is quite a cool nickname, he used to hate it. Not quite as much as the nickname he received after he hit puberty and got really into pr0n. Not the nice kind either.
We used to sit next to each other in Maths classes, and while we both shared the same sick sexual sense of humour, Ambrose took it a little further. In the last year of school he became very proud of his collection of scat-pr0n, the man was a regular fecophiliac, he had like 4 gig of the stuff, which in the year 2000 at age 15 was pretty impressive.
Now, I'm sure most of you will remember the song "I'm a scatman"... it was a fairly big *hit* in the nineties.
Sung by... yes, Scatman John. To this day I still refer to him as Scatman John, and giggle when I hear the song.
Aaaah, school.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 14:50,
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