The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Riverdance...Quite frankly it’s not surprising that most b3tans were the weird kid at school, I mean, just bloody look at us. =D
Next to where we played football in the field, all the popular girls in my year would sit on the picnic benches for their lunch. Until one day I decided to Riverdance like Michael Flatley right in the middle of their table. They never came back.
Prior to that though, me and my strange friend Phil (Felipe Pazos of the kingdom of Spain, to give him his full title) decided it would be fun to do something silly for those popular girls… So, we hid in the woods behind the benches, and Phil ran out screaming, directly at them. I will never forget the exact pitch of his scream, it still makes me laugh today, it was the definitive ‘AAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!’
Seconds later I followed, emerging from the bushes slowly, shaking my fist at him before looking down and zipping my flies back up, again, right in front of all those gorgeous girls.
What made it even more hilarious was when at dinner the next day my little sister, who was at the same school, decided to ask if I was gay and then explained how she’d heard all about it from her friends, right in front of my quite bigoted parents. SCORE!
It’s hardly surprising that I didn’t have any girlfriends at school.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 16:49,
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