The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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A lad called Adrian joined the last year before going off to secondaryhe was such a social-cripple, we used to make him eat all of our left-overs on our dinner table. Then when we went up to secondary school we ensured that the entire school would pick on him, we'd force him to eat dry cake-mix every day until he was sick, eventually his teeth started to fall out. Every day for five years he would be chased home by a baying mob, always a few paces below to keep him terrified, he'd often piss himself as he ran. On the last day of school a bunch of us tied him up with gaffer tape, hung him upside down by a rope, knocked him unconscious with lumps of wood and threw him, mostly naked, into the middle of an enormous bramble bush. Never saw him again.
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