The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Weird.... but exceedingly rich, or so we thought.I went to secondary school with a cunt called Reuben Singh, the chap who started the Miss Attitude chain of shops and claimed to have sold the chain for £27m. Reuben wore this mahoosive turban (still does in fact) to hide his locks of hair. The turban got pulled off once in the rugby scrum and he was seen sprinting to the changing rooms with his hair down to his ankles shouting "don't look, don't look"... as if we'd never seen hair before.
Reuben proceeded to pass his driving test at 17 and would come to work in an Escort Cosworth, a Porsche 911 and then a Ferrari. He was a complete cunt, make no mistake. He used to pay one of the other lads 50p to carry his school bag in first year.
We had the last laugh when he was outed as a fraudster a couple of years back - seems he hasn't got a pot to piss in!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_Singh
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