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There was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.

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(, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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thee were loads in my school, sorry it's long.
one kid called Arun would never talk to anyone, on his last day at primary school before he left to move house he spoke for the first time saying "Da da dada ching ching" he was a total fucking loon.

Another one called Chris would never swear even though at the age of seven he knew all of the words, one day we were trying to make him say "sex" he told us he had to ask his mother first, the next day his mother came in to speak to the teacher and we all got told off.

Sharon once shat in her white woolen tights

Dave brought in his mothers vibrator to primary school one day, none of us knew what it was, but now looking back i realise how weird it was. Dave is to this day renowned for making up bullshit stories in an attempt to make himself look good, he told us at the time you put it under your pillow and it helped you to sleep. we thought it was cool and wanted one for ourselves. I remember the teacher taking him to one side and telling him not to bring it in again.

Mike always put his shoes on the wrong feet after P.E after a game of football at playtime he was crying really noisily he'd broken both of his feet.

Alan at the age of 10 shot to fame as the "phantom shitter" occasionally a shit would be found in the boys bogs not in the toilet itself but in the middle of the tiled floor, this caused loads of excitement in a primary school of over 350 kids everyone would ask to go to the bog so they could have a look at the gleaming pile of feces. This went on for months. every two weeks a fresh new turd would be found shining on the tiled floor. we were given letters to take home to show our parents, breakimes were spent in he gym getting told off and questioned urging the "Phantom Shitter" to own up. It turns out Alun was caught one day by a suspicious teacher whilst fishing a little brown jobby out of the pan with two sticks. He's now in the RAF
(, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 22:00, Reply)

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