The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Some ladSome lad in my school was able to hold his breath until he fainted.
This came in handy for tests, shit lessons, days off etc.
But i think the lack of oxygen to his brain confuddled him and he ended up turning into a spacker.
One lesson he wanted to go home so he did his usual, but this time as he fainted he shit himself. And them another weirdo kid went right up to his arse, im talking nose touching here, and sniffed up then puked all over him.
I was so glad i turned up to school that day to be one of the privileged few who witnessed it.
The same lad in a school swimming lesson walked out of the changing rooms bollock naked with his arm up in the air (as you do when you address a teacher) and told the teacher he had no swimming trunks. In front of the entire swimming pool and two classes from our school.
(, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 22:37, Reply)
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