The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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ermThere was a guy at my school who liked to be called the general. We went to a naval secondary school, and at night he'd put on his lid (navy speak for your posh uniform hat), push the house cripple on his bed and repeatedly fully-clothed hump him, usually climbing off the rotund raspberry with a raging boner clearly visible through his trousers. He was also incredibly violent and strong, so complaining about his latent homosexuality and rage issues usually resulted in a proper shoeing.
There was also an older guy at the same school whose name was Dougal. Apparently Dougal (who was a little odd-looking to say the least) approached a girl at the school disco and asked her to dance. She totally rebuffed him, only for him to shuffle off into the corner of the dark room, hide amongst the girl's coats and fucking knock one out.
It makes me laugh thinking about it to this day.
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 0:10, Reply)
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