The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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The kid who relished Bogies...Every storytime all through my primary school years, Neil Kingshot would rumage... digging for treasure like Jack Sparrow on speed. Generally I would ignore this behaviour as my churning stomach would win out over my morbid fascination of his bogie sculpting, eating and flicking. But on one rainy afternoon - well into cold season - I saw Neil's love of snot peak. He sneazed - and enormous amounts of milky green snot exploded in a spider like webb over about two thirds of his face. First he tried to wipe it away with the back of his hand, realising there was just too much of it, he braced himself and sucked the entire lot back up his nose. How he got all that snot back up there was beyond me, unfortunately when he was about 14 he went out with my sister so I was reminded of that bile stirring afternoon everyday for about 6 months. Finally she dumped him, apparently he ate he ear wax too, which my sister sadly discovered whilst at the cinema.
Ewwwwwwww
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 4:48, Reply)
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