The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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JasonBeing schooled in Cornwall, we had our fair share of in-bred nutters. My favourite was Jason. He would be sent to other classes to pass on messages (the teachers always seemed to choose him, sadistic bastards) so would appear in doorways suddenly and sway from side to side for a very long time before stammering the message out.
Some teachers would wait patiently, but others would yell at him for being so useless. Mr Hermes went one step further; I was walking past his classroom when the door opened and Jason sailed past me and landed in a heap. Mr Hermes went back in and shut the door. Jason seemed unperturbed.
A few years after we left school, Jason appeared on the front page of the Sun; apparently he had been arrested abroad for football hooliganism. Must have been physical violence as it would have taken him more than 90 minutes to complete any racist chant.
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thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 18:13,
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