The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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When weirdos meetIt being rural Wales, there was a heady mix of weirdos at my school, in-bred sons of farms, like the one who regularly used to dry hump girls on the schoolbus, or the one who inflated his own gonads with a fifty mil syringe.
But the weirdest ones weren't agricultural...but...they did "like" animals.
S and G independently both developed a tendency to fwap frenziedly in class. Nobody really blamed them in chemistry, as the teacher was many a lad's guilty pleasure. But when S started in history class, it was a different matter. Thing was, the desks had shelves underneath, and he'd accumulate his waste paste there and it smelt like a fishmonger's bucket after a few weeks.
I suppose it was the notoriety that led them to erm, coming across each other, but anyhows this was just the start. Somehow they both realised they had a penchant for pet pr0n. Borrowing G's dad's video camera and S's mum's dog, they filmed each other giving the poor dog all manner of manual, oral and digital pleasure that the Rolf Harris vets wouldn't like.
Although a few people saw it, unfortunately it never went wide enough to get them sorted out. I'm just glad YouPube wasn't around to make it a global phenomenon
Length? it's my first time, I'm trying desperately to perform and all you can think about is me length....
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 20:47, Reply)
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