The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Kinky-Toss.There was a lad... 'I'll call him Felix.. who would regularly dissapear during evenings in our boarding house... he kept his destintion a secret.. but was once spotted heading to the cellar.
5 minutes after he'd disspaeard... a group of us followed and bursted into the small storage room we thought he'd be in.
He was.. naked and wrapped head-to-foot in bog-roll ... wanking as though his life depended on it.
He met us with a grin.. saying "yeah.. it's fantastic.. it feels as though people are touching you all over". Sadly this was before the advent of digital cameras.
From that point on he was dubbed "kinky-Toss" or just plain old "kinky" for short.
The teachers even ended up calling him "kinky" in lessons...
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 8:02,
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