A Generally socially inept individual, lets call him Munkey,
There are a number of incidents during the 14 years i was at school with Munkey. Having suffered 6 years of junior school with him i was mortified to find out he somehow managed to pass his 12+ and get to the same fucking grammar school as me. With hindsight he did get picked on a bit but mostly he brought it on himself. His list of incidents in no particular order include:

Throwing a rounders bat at a class mates head before having a spas out at the teacher, stripping to his boxers, throwing his shoes at her and walking out of school.

Thinking he was awesome at football but was actually a malco. He would dive for free kicks in playgound kick abouts wtf.

After rugby in games one day where i had hammered him pretty hard in a fair tackle he tried to kill me. He pushed my temple against the clothes pegs in the changing rooms. I don't remember much of double maths in the afternoon (maybe thats cos maths was shit).

Sat on the bus he punched someone in the back of the head for no reason. When we tried to dish out a little retribution for the attack he ran away (on a bus) then cried (aged 15).

Banned from Wycombe Wanderers ground for three years for foul and abusive language to home and away fans.

He was at the same new years party as me, he got fucked by about 11, puked in the garden. while vomiting of the side of the bench tried to chat up a bird who took pity in him. He ended up getting headbutted by someone after pissing off a few to many people.

someone spat in his mouth once from quite a distance, i dont condone spitting on people but it was funny.

that is all...maybe
(L0p3z, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 14:27, Reply)