The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Not so much weird as impressiveI was mates with some less-advantaged kids at school (hey, perhaps I was one of them). One time, one of them had his Downs brother to visit. This kid was so sweet-natured it wasn't true. But I wasn't in a wheelchair, so I got volunteered to take him to the bogs. He was about 15, I was about 17.
We got in there, and I guess he didn't know what to do with a urinal. So he dropped his troos and kecks, bending over to do this. Exposing a set of genitalia of truly breathtaking, awesome proportions. As he bent over to lower his kecks to his ankles, his bell-end brushed the floor and his bollocks swung against his ankles.
I'm straight, and male, but I still couldn't tear my eyes away. I have never seen another human being with tackle of that magnitude again. Good on yer, Duncan!
(, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 17:58, Reply)
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