The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Sperm!His name was Jamie and he was a scruffy smellbox who moved to the local council estate with his family.There were a number of things he did,but this is by far the worst.He liked to knock you over on the playing field,get on top and frotter against you,all the while shouting, "Sperm!Sperm!"He also liked to do that thing where you let spit out of your mouth as far as you can and suck it back in.He did it to me once and it didn't make back to its disgusting home.He was a stocky/fat kid and quite tall,so it was impossible to get him off.
Writing this has actually made me a bit queasy.If I hadn't been so well-behaved,I probably would have stabbed the pikey cunt.He must be locked away by now.Please God.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 18:32, Reply)
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