We had a few....
Heres mine - Wiltshire Comprehensive..cosy Market town...the occasional Murder...

Mr Wilson - Taught Drama, smashing man, passionate about Drama, completely wrong temprament for teaching... had some fabulous outbursts. Showed us Hair...as in the musical...How you doing sir?

Mr Williams - Headteacher AKA ET..cos he looked like him - used to walk in the grounds picking up litter...

Mr Bain - Weird shaped head - taught Science

Mr Hutchinson -Beatles haircut - kept ending and starting his sentences with Shhh! - even if no one was talking... "Shh, now we shall talk about King Harold, can anyone tell me what he was famous for? Shh!" Married a very nice environmental science teacher...Mmmm

Mr Friend - used to get very excited about blowing shit up in Chemistry.

Mr Griffin - smoked a pipe behind the headmaster while the HM was telling about the evils of smoking - A TOP quality Teacher, never too proud to clip some cheeky young erk around the ear...

And the piece de Resistence.

Mr Clelland - fucking hatstand music teacher - Swore blind he had Hitler in his sights but his gun jammed, drank booze all the time from a coffee mug, dropped his pen so he could look up the girls skirts, and always made someone cry through vile whiskey flavoured outbursts...

Love Scandals? - Head of RE boffing a sixth former, The Deputy head knobbing the HM's secetary, Simon Folkard (aka Squarehead) getting caught knobbing Julie Ashman (I hope you two read this!) in a study room by the Head of Sixth form, leading to us ALL getting a lecture on the benefits of morals...


Length? I wish....
(Rockster77, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 14:18, Reply)