A Nightmare Image
She was in her late 50’s but if someone told me she was 106 years old I would have believed them.

She stood a mere 5 and a bit feet tall, her sporadic irregular lengths of grey hair framed her ancient face rather unpleasantly. She had certain sheen to her, the sort one would acquire after spending 3 hours standing in the rain on a dark night (think army dad in the end scene of American Beauty). She had small evil little eyes, staring, calculating… plotting! She wore makeup… a lot of makeup, heavy purple eye shadow, white eye liner and blusher that looked like it has been applied by knife to a slice of toast. This combined with an unnatural dousing of evil smelling perfume equated to one scary looking individual.

Probably the most disturbing thing about her was her dress sense. From experience, scary old ladies dress like… well... scary old ladies. Clad in brown and tartan with perhaps a bubble hat to boot. This case was very different. I believe she came up with her look staring through glass windows in the red neon lit backstreets of central Amsterdam. Knee-high patent leather boots where her trademark followed by nasty white stockings and a short royal blue skirt and belt.

The belt *shudder* was a true crime against nature! She would have this belt done up so tight that her stomach looked like it was bulging under and over it (I just felt a little gagy typing this!).

Above the skirt a matching royal blue top about 2 sizes to small for her overweight torso, this in conjunction with her belt formed a disgusting spare tyre effect around her elderly midsection that jiggled and rippled as she walked.

Accessories included gold, gold and more gold, gold rings on every finger, at least 3 gold necklaces of varying sizes and vulgarity and the largest hoop earrings that would impress even the local shop dwelling, tracksuit wearing chavets.

All in all the weirdest, most disturbing looking teacher have ever seen.

What was she like?
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Rather nice actually…
(Minty Hit, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:08, Reply)