Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Smell my fingersImagine the scene: 3 girls, one me very overdeveloped for a 13 year old, other 2 skanks hiding inside because of rain. All of a sudden Mr. Wood my (perverted skirt lifter) english teacher comes in. Now we think crap we are going to get detention for not standing in the drizzle when a very strange event unfolds.
Teach: hello girls, what are you doing here?'
Us: errrr, looking after the pond cus' the year sixes are trying to get in it?
we point to the indoor pond and plants surrounding it.
teacher: hang on..
He runs off across the pond, jumps on a stepping stone, puts on foot in the water grabs a leaf and rubs his fingers on it...
He comes back after this jumping, running and climbing trees, we think he's about to give us some kind of plant related detention or poison
'Smell my fingers!'
Us: errr.. no thanks... (backing away slowly)
Teach: they smell of lemon..
Now is it just me or is this weird behaviour for a teacher?
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squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 17:59,
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