Rambo Rustidge
One of the History teachers at my secondary school (possibly still there) was a Captain in the TA. Not content with keeping the military just for weekends, he filled all his cabinets on one side of the room (judging by other teachers these were reserved for text books) with war memorabilia. These included rusty old bayonets, a german officer's pistol from WW2 and an old grenade. Rumour has it someone in my sisters year took the grenade out of the cabinet and threw it across the room, only for Rambo to dive on the ground (only half seriously).

He wasn't really weird, he was actually quite cool. He was my form tutor in year 8 and everyone answered the register with "sir, yes sir!", which delighted him.
He also listened to the rugby during lessons, and never used to read peoples work, he'd just scan it and give it a tick.

One final story:
The sex education teacher was in a meeting during one of our weekly Personal and Social Education lessons, so Rambo uttered the immortal words to the class "I'll have a go at it if you want, some body nip down and ask her if she's got a book or something!" Genious.

Oh Yes:
His name was Ken because apparently he had an american girlfriend who called him Kenny Honey. He met her in LA where he was pistol whipped in a bar. He used to show us how his jaw would crack because of it. In later years this cracking was the result of a rugby injury!

He also fancied the teacher in the room next to his... Well who didn't!
(The Duke of Pontefract, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 18:50, Reply)