Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Cover TeachersI guess I was lucky...
The only really weird teacher I ever had was a gentleman called Mr Mead. He was covering for my normal science teacher who was on leave (she was lovely however).
Mr Mead was not lovely. To put it mildly he was a moronic arse who loved to pick on me.
There I was one day - sitting on my own by the window being quite 'boffinish' and working hard when I noticed him standing next to me.
"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO???"
"Um.... I wasn't talking sir."
"YES YOU WERE - DON'T LIE TO ME!"
"But I'm sitting on my own - I wasn't talking to anybody!"
"LISTEN - MY TIME IS VERY VALUABLE AND IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU TALKING IN MY CLASS YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT INTO DETENTION."
"But I was NOT talking!"
"RIGHT YOU! DETENTION!"
"But!!??"
And now for his favourite phrase which he used at least 10 times every fucking lesson:
"BE QUIET! DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE - DON'T WASTE MY TIME!"
What a cock.
Fortunately my head of year thought I was a lovely lad and let me off the detention! Woo!
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