Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Miss Laudenwas a German teacher. Not a teacher OF German... a teacher of absolutely fucking anything they had for her, who happened to have been born in Germany. What a supply teacher she was. She was tall, thin and blonde. She was an Ayran supermensch. She was bloody useless. This was compounded by her magnificent teutonic determination that any old subject at all was well within her grasp to teach to a bunch of children who knew jack shit. Not for her the normal supply teacher method - sit down, shut up, then when the time comes, fuck off. She helped us along our way by grabbing a copy of our text book and teaching us the finer points of whatever the shit it was that day.
Pupils who she thought to be excelling within this Lauden Curriculum were awarded with tennis balls. To this day I do not know if anyone actually ever received a tennis ball from her.
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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:31,
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