Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Can't seePicture the scene. School camp at the age of twelve. Midnight. Lads all wondering how to make it over to the girl's tents without being seen by grumpy assistant head teacher. We hit upon the age old idea of morse code. So there we are flashing away so to speak, and who comes waltzing into our tent, all red and angry? Only said assistant head teacher. He proceeds to give us a right telling off. As he starts to leave, a small voice at the back of the tent calls out, in aan almost but not quite quiet enough whisper, "cunt!"
Assistant head teacher spins round with the reaction of a small feral animal, bringing the full force of his one million watt torch to bear on the small boy, now beginning to realise that his little outburst was probably a extremely mis-timed.
"cunt see!" he exclaims, blinking in the torch beam, "can't see".
Genius of the first degree.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 11:58, Reply)
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