RE - crrrrrrrrazee subject, crrrrrrrrrazee teacher
West Yorkshire grammar school education, early to mid-eighties - RE teacher was Mr George K***. Perma-tanned but nearly bald middle age weirdo who thought he was both 'cool' and 'down with the kids'. In fact, generally regarded by both other staff and pupils as a pervy knobhead. Fave trick - getting first and second year classes (years 7 and 8 for young whippersnappers here) to do yoga on the desks so he could look up 11 and 12 year-old girls' skirts. Had a permanently locked cupboard in his classroom, strongly rumoured to contain a huge stash of hardcore kiddieporn.

Best story about him (related in later years by our pisshead English teacher who hated the c*nt) - staff were in school for a training day during the summer hols, during the lunch break Georgie-boy decides it's a nice day, promptly unrolls a beach towel and proceeds to sunbathe in the school car park at the front of the building wearing only a pair of obscenely tight speedos. Mastering the bilious attack this induced, English teacher and Chemistry-teaching mate (equally alcoholic and also a good laugh) creep up to the third floor science labs, open a window, and proceed to empty a (water) fire extinguisher over Mr K*** from a great height. Nice prank, but the aftermath was better as there were some roofers at work on the building at the time - who were mildly surprised to be assaulted by a raging, dripping, speedo-clad lunatic who threatened them with a scaffolding pole and accused them of pissing on him from a great height!

George later left the school, no doubt this was completely unrelated to the gossip going round that he had been caught knobbing a 5th former in his car at a local beauty spot.

Ahhhhhhhhh nostalgia.
(testmeuk, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 12:07, Reply)