Another Mr Morton
Mr Morton, Maths teacher, not really interested in maths, more interested in regailing us with the time that he used to work as a paramedic. He'd tell us delightful tales of the round traffic accidents that he attended and the severed hands that he found. One story in particular stands out. He told us of the time he had to carry a body in a body bag. The body had been underwater for several weeks, and as he slung the body over his shoulder, the contents slopped to one end. That put us off dinner for weeks that did. Looking back he probably wasn't really cut out for teaching. He was a bit pale.
(don't eat yellow snow, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 12:10, Reply)