Ferrari
The weirdest teacher I ever had was also one of the nicest. She was our R.E. teacher and terminally timid, which meant she could never control the class. I remember times when people smoked openly during her lessons and blew the smoke in her face (not me, I was a good kid at school).

But there was this one story she got stuck with. It went along the lines of she'd been out for a drink with some fella, when he said 'would you like to come for a ride in my Ferrari?'. She willingly accepted, as most sad lonely people would. Turns out it was a Ferrari Tractor.

So the story goes that they shagged in this Tractor (and this is where the story starts to get a little fragmented and varied depending on who tells it). My favourite ending to this tale was that they were going for it, he pushed a bit too hard and lifted her up onto the gearshift which went up her arse and got stuck, requiring an ambulance to be called out.

Years later, when she had become my A-level philosophy teacher I asked her if this was true. And to her eternal credit, she simply winked. Wikid.
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 15:00, Reply)