Yeah...
A couple of them I can remember. Can't remember some of the names, so i'll make 'em up:

Mr. Yank - so called because he was from America (made up name). He was around for a few months then mysteriously disappeared. Later found out that there was a fight in one of his classes so he ran out like a big wet girl and locked the door, leaving the fighters, and their year 7 classmates all alone. Twat.

Mr. Robertson: Legend. Asked him if he was gay in year 8 and he replied in the affermative. Didn't give me a detention either. Used to chat about Joecartoon in his lessons and took the piss for him being a binman before

Mr. Dillon: Indian. Asked him if he liked the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Replied that he liked Chilli Peppers, but not Red Hot ones. Sent me out and nearly got on call for snipping a piece of someone's hair off but didn't bat an eyelid when that person broke a beaker. Twunt.

Mr. Angry (never discovered her name, but she was pretty manly): Supplied our German group. Had been sacked from her previous school for throwing a chair at a student (in 2003!). Got fed up, gave us crosswords for the rest of her time. We had to get the ill other teacher back because she left cos of us. Bitch.

Mr. Poole: Utter coolness personified. Approximately 80% of fire alarms last year were due to him. He managed to set fire to a fire proof shield and regularly set fire to the desks. Also nearly killed us with Chlorine gas because he forgot to switch the fume cupboard on.

Mr. Upton: Affectionately known as Gary. Followed by a cocophony of these as he roams the corridor. Had a dial with 5 settings: Silence. Pole-bridging (Talking to yourself!?), Whispering, Quiet talking and Talking. Did we pay attention to it? Did we fuck. Numpty

Mr. Supply Teacher type dude: OK, surreal. Taking the register, my last name being Wissen (a German verb but I am not from Germany at least from 500 years back). Said in a German accent and proceeded to do a Hitler walk around the room. Never heard from again afterwards.

Mr. Thomas: Graphics teacher. In year 7, gave us a lecture about pencils and their origins. Would never, ever let us go if there was even 1 pencil missing/ not sharpened. Had the most appaling teeth ever and his breath smelt. Haven't seen him for a while though (fingers crossed) Wanker

Mrs. Carter: Surely took Testoreone pills, more manly than Mike Tyson having sex with a woman whilst lifting weights growing a big beard and eating Rocks. On a Mock exam paper, I had unfourtunately forgotten an answer and so put "Little Leprechaun's in their little Leprechaun wagon will take over the world." I later got it back with lol marked upon it and a tick! A bit scary really, I hope she's not a qualified examiner

No apologies, you love it really
(The_Reaper, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 20:36, Reply)