charel 1 the french 0
there i am , in french with no pen after carefully explaining to this dim french muppet

who ironically looked like burt from sesame street :P

so on we get with the lesson , and then he trundles over to quiz me on why i havent done any work , i explained , i had told him this prior to the lesson and the dopey bastard didnt take any notice, so anyway cue somneone lending me a pen and me shouting " thats it frenchy , you made the hit list "

so suffice to say he promptly left the room to fetch for the headmaster , and returned looking tearfull , with head in tow like a small dog.

and he said ( remember this is a grown man to a 12 year old boy )

" how do i know you're not going to hide in a bush outside my house and shoot me "

he then tried to get me expelled for death threats , needless to say , he avoided me in corridors for the next few months

and he smelt
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