Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
(
chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
« Go Back
Mr UmThe one below reminded me of this. Mr Um was a lecturer at uni (I did comp sci so maybe i shouldn't have been surprised). He said um a lot. A LOT. Guy next to me once plotted a graph of ums per minute (upm) over half an hour, and the shape of the curve ACTUALLY WROTE UM in joined up writing. No fucking kidding, i'm serious.
Back at school we also had Mr Bentley, who used to hide under the table when planes went over, with a metal wastebin on his head, shouting "THE GERMANS! THE GERMANS ARE COMING!"
edit: AND ANOTHER! One of the maths teachers got fired for kicking a kid through the wall of a tent to shut him up while drunk on a school camping trip. Last I heard he was working at B+Q. I love my school.
(
wingphil, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 22:02,
Reply)
« Go Back