Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Old maths teacher...Used to be allergic to highlighters and tipex and had an absolute LOATHING for clickey pens (so greatly suited for the teaching profession!). She used to actually make people with said writing utensil leave the room to click it and then leave again to unclick it. And if anyone even DARED bring the offensive odour of correcting fluid or highlighty pen into the room she would so mental - "WHAT IS YOU'RE PROBLEM!? I'M FUCKING ALLERGIC YOU PRAT! I COULD DIE! DO YOU WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY DEATH?! DO YOU?!?!" etc. Last I heard she had a nervous breakdown after someone coloured in several A4 sheets in highlighter and tipex and hid them in her drawer. *sigh* what a woman....
OH and then there's Dr W who is actually fucking insane. He once told us how he managed to close his head in the fridge because he "forgot to take it out" and a few of his favorite insults are "bad rascals", "moon-men" and "dirty hallians". And he also used to sit next to me and move in eerily close and ask me how I was doing and so on, even now 3 years after he taught me he still gives me this look, the one a serial rapist gives a young boy before attacking him with his cock. Eep!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:17, Reply)
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