Cum Hither
Please allow me this minor detour from the topic.
Two members of second stream maths (me= misunderstood genius) were arguing over who was wearing the slimmest "slim jim" tie style.
Andrew angrily shot up his arm, asking to be excused to visit the lavatory.
He returned 10 minutes later with a strange smile on his face.
Hayden Hibbert, realising he was about to suffer a serious indignity had a worried "don't fuck me with me" expression.
Andrew, undeterred, sat back down next to Hayden, opened his palm and smeared a good couple of tablespoons of semen over Hayden's maths book. He then said, a la Robocop, "Your move, creep".
Hayden screamed "miss, miss, Andrew has done something awful to my maths book, it's not fair and it's stinky".
There was nothing strange about the teacher's behaviour, she just left the room and took a 3 month sabbatical. Please open another QOTW about "comprehensive school stories which nobody from proper schools will ever believe but give a reasonable explanation for your lack of success in life", and I will reward you with some tales to make your stomach turn.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:56, Reply)