Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Oh apple blossom...Mr Clark the art teacher. What a legend. He only lasted a few terms at school as he couldn't control a class and seemed to be a bit under the influence most of the time. I'll never forget when he said to one of my mates "X, your mother is a fine figure of a woman"
But he was our hero for one incident.
He had a habbit of giving people strange nick names. There was one guy in the year thought himself to be a bit of a ladies man but was a little rich kid and right stuck up cock. Good old Clarky nicknamed him Apple Blossom. Dunno why. Anyway, we had our end of year exams in the big hall like you do, and as Apple Blossom made his way to his desk he dropped his pencil case spilling the contents everywhere. From the back of the room Mr Clark shouts for all to hear, "Oh Apple Blossom, what have you done you poor dear!". Apple Blossom turned bright red and the rest of the room burst out laughing at him.
He didn't last much longer but did come to say hello one day as he stumbled back from the local in his lunch hour...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 15:10, Reply)
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