Not sure where they got their staff from
We have a lot of strange teachers at my skool. Here are jus a few. Am sure they were hired from the insane asylum

One of the strangest has gotta be my old science teacher. He used to tell us all these mad stories. He even told us how to make home made laxatives. I tried it out on my dad an it worked better than expected. Once some of the lads put to many chemicals in this test tube and ther was smoke every where and it blew up. He came over and shouted at them and after the lesson i saw him coming out of the staff room with the head of science telling him how cool it was.


One of the Maths teachers was teaching our english lesson cos our teacher was supposedly ill. He kept tellin us all these jokes that we thought wer ded gud (we were 11) like why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the pedo on the other side.He also liked to sneak up on ppl in class to make them jump.


Then ther was the teacher who locked herself in the store cupboard cos she couldn't control the class i think she got sacked.


Not forgetting my R.E teacher who loved herself so much that would put her make up on every ten seconds and leave the room for a quick fag in the bogs for ten minutes half way through the lesson.One day she
came back from her sly fag to find she cudn't get in cos we blocked the door by pushing a table infront of it and sitting on it. She went mental and the headmaster had to talk us into opening the door. Took him half an hour.

Just thought i'd mention our headmaster is a short arse with a massive head. We call him Hey Arnold.He doesn't kno bout tha.
(torture bunny lives under the kitchen sink, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 16:03, Reply)