Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Psycho teacher from hell!We had this history teacher that got in a car crash and was off ill for AGES - we all thought he was never gonna come back...
And then one lesson, he was there. However, in the time he was off, we had in the time honoured tradition ran abso-feckin'-lutley riot and given 2 or 3 supply teachers a nervous breakdown.
So: the lesson begins and chaos erupts... Now all of the soft supply teachers must've rotted our brains, because this guy REALLY knew how to take control....
He let the madness continue for long enough until he could identify the ring leader with total certainty. Then he called this scrote out to the front and told him to stand with his head against the blackboard.... at this point the ring leader is still cocky and smirking at the class, The teacher then tells the kid to turn and face the blackboard - and then (and this is the part I still cannot believe) he grabs the kids hair WITHOUT LOOKING AROUND and slams his face into the blackboard with furious vengeance.
Cue every single kid going bolt upright and then as one putting their heads down and concentrating on the lesson.
Masterful, absolutely masterful: he regained control in 5 minutes flat and twatted an absolute wanker of a kid at the same time. I suspect today he'd be charged with a criminal offence instead. Shame!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2005, 13:33, Reply)
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