Drama Perv
There was the head of the Drama department. He used to get the whole class to do those excercises where you lay back on the floor with your eyes closed and imagine you are wherever he says you are. While he was doing this he would occasionally, oh-so-conveniently drop his keys on the floor so that he'd have to bend down to pick them up. And to look up the girls' skirts. When another teacher in the Drama department retired and they needed to get a replacement, his wife came and worked there, presumably so that she could keep an eye on the dirty sod!

A few years later, when I was working in the civil service, I worked with a woman who it turns out was married to a friend of said pervy Drama teacher. Apparently, as well as the naughtiness of looking up girls' skirts, he's an alcoholic as well. He kept that quiet!!!
(Iris_Wildthyme is three sheets to the wind, Sun 13 Nov 2005, 15:36, Reply)