Mr Barrett
My A-Level economics teacher. Always rather strange. He would leave our lesson to photocopy something every 10 minutes. We knew he was having a crafty fag and maybe a quick snifter but little did we know what really went on. Well we was right about the fag part but not in the sense we thought. One day me and a few friends followed our teacher past the library where he would photocopy stuff and into the cupboard near the gym where all the mats were stored. There he met Mr Warden and they would get it on! We couldn't believe our eyes, one of the funniest things our innocent 17 year old eyes had seen. Trying to contain our laughter was hard enough, but after a certain comment from Mr Barrett, i think a little bit of pee came out. Direct quote: "oh i loved the way your dog licked my scrotum last night!".
We ran away without being heard, wondering who to tell or whether to blackmail him for great marks. 2 weeks later though Mr Barrett was in hospital for a few days and never returned to school to teach us. The rumour was that Mr Wardens dog bit his bollocks off.
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:11, Reply)