What could have been?insomniac-surfer asks "Ever turn down a job or didn't buy shares that could have made you rich and possibly famous?
Tell us what you did or didn't do that could have turned out possibly life changing."
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I once tried to chat up Victoria Coren only to get cock-blocked by David MitchellThis was a month or two before they were revealed to be "an item" in the press so it's possible they were already dating, but I'm fairly sure they weren't and it was his snooty disdain for me that first won her attention.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 11:49,
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If only he hadn't been therewe could now have an internet full of pics of Miss Coren, resplendent in Star Wars helmet, with a 12-sided die up her vadge.
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She did seem quite interested in my Transformers tattoo(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 12:16,
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My wife once prevented Olivia Coleman from accessing a toilet in a speedy fashion.I doubt there's an alternate universe where things played out much differently, but David Mitchell was present at the time. No cocks were blocked, to the best of my knowledge.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 12:33,
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She has a triple arse(, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 13:01, closed)
Imagine their family get togethers probably proper dull. You dodged the tedious Coren family bullet.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 20:49,
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Alan CorenIs no longer with us, but he is far from dull. I'd love to sit back and watch him verbally spar with David Michell. It would be far more imaginative and witty than the self important trolls on here.
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jagwap, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 8:37,
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