Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Because I have just finished a 2 hour wanking binge at my deskI finished the vinegar strokes over the face and hair of the girl who sits in front of me.
Mind you I work in a software company, so far no-one has noticed because of the fat sweaty git who keeps swearing out loud about microsoft, the really smelly woman with thick glasses and Nana Mouscouri hair who smells of rotting haddock and vaginal fungus and the beavis and butthead style laughing from the QA team.
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