Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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slimey dischargeI haven't worked a full day (or even 1/2 day for that matter) in months. Having a desk at the back of the office is handy :)
I come in, and surf the web all day. Occassionally I'll be badgered into doing something, but for the most part, I'm lurking on here, or facebook or ebay.
As well as this I'm also scouring the server room for things to flog on Ebay. In the last 3 months I've netted almost a grand by selling stuff the company had forgotten about (and somethings that it hadn't forgotten about).
Yeah, I should probably be fired.
Good thing I'm the only one with access to remove our proxy server web logs eh?!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:30, Reply)
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